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• smorgashbord

  a collection of women, arrayed as a buffet meal wow. this club is filled with hot chicks. it’s a total smorgashbord.

• deegle

  (v.) when a crackhead pretends like he’s out of sheeze when really he’s got that sh-t hidden in his pocket/sock/etc and he’s jonesing to go do that sheeze all by himself (n.) the sheeze that is being deegled two crackheads are toasting an eightball together when all the sheeze on the table has been taken […]

• defrench

  the process of optimising writing and speech by reducing a phrase of the form “x of y” or “the x of the y” to “yx”, especially when referring to films and books. “man, you look just like ringlordwizard the wizard from the lord of the rings” “jesus, stop it with the defrenching.”

• SMOYDS

  a shortend version of: suck me off, you dirty sk-nk hey, punk. smoyds. that realy thought him a lesson.

• flabbergasting

  the flapping together of the b-ttocks cheeks when gas is being p-ssed when sam went flabbergasting, he accidently stretched out the pair of pants his friend let him borrow. b-tt cheeks flapping when gas is p-ssed joan flabbergasted so much that the people at the party could see her cheeks clapping together through her spandex

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