Smoosh Race
a multiple team event held in northern states in which four partic-p-nts strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.
performed in similar form to cross-country skiing
lena: “ole, did ya here about the smoosh race this weekend?”
ole: “oh yeah, ya betcha. should be a good time to down a couple beers before the packers play.”
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