Smooth Boy


1) in essence a metros-xual. one who shaves body hair thus severely lacking in all masculinity.

2) a gay man feigning heteros-xuality.

3) a man/boy who sags his pants below his -ss.

4) an emo male.

5) any male lead on vampire diaries.

6) kevin connolly (see any photo)
‘e’ from entourage is the patron of all smooth boys. michael bay is a prime example of a desperate aging smooth boy.

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