smooth saddle

the sp-ce in which one has neither a p-n-s nor a v-g-n-. a smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a s-xual organ would be located.
jim – yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
simon – naw bro, i was about to but as soon as i headed down there all i saw was a smooth saddle.

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