smooth, trim or full on

the three primary cl-ssifications of p-ssy hair and v-g-n-l tidiness.

smooth is a bush that has been shaved completely leaving only baby smooth skin. a real plus for oral enthusiasts.

trim is a partially shaved p-ssy and any remaining hair is tightly trimmed and very neat. may often appear as a v shape on the mons or in a landing strip pattern. generally, the lips are hair free.

full on is one hairy puss. no shaving or tr-mm-ng is ever performed. there is typically thick hair from the taint to the pubis. usually results in bozo hair and sasquatch crotch.

cl-ssification status is usually determined once the panties are removed so may come as a surprise to a person based upon preconceived notions about what a p-ssy might look like.

for the more daring and adventurous, one could ask a female boldly if she is smooth, trim or full on. the response my be verbal or physical and may or may not answer the question.
i finally got into rachel’s panties last night? yea braaaaahhh was she smooth, trim or full on? she was full on broooohhh. it was like a wooly mammoth down here. i’m still spitting hair.

excuse me miss. yes? i can’t help but wonder. are you smooth, trim or full on? smooth as a baby’s bottom my good man. smooth as a baby’s bottom.