smoothing
when you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the rob thomas + santana cl-ssic collab ‘smooth’ and then wait or scram depending on bravery.
can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or djing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. the more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.
– ‘dude these wings are cold!’
– ‘f-ck that we’re smoothing the joint then…’
the act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater
it is considered improper to pr-nounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.
should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.
i was smoothing my intake manifold when i..
smoothing -hand motion
… ran across a dirty runner
Read Also:
- Smuffy Buff
the definition for your one true love, usually stated when drunk. sm-ffy buff is not to be taken lightly as it describes strong feelings. “bob dole is my sm-ffy buff” “i heart alex trebek, he is my sm-ffy buff”
- Sneaky Snowplow
(canadian) when you get screwed by your two best friends, and don’t even know it. ted was given the ole’ sneaky snowplow by his two friends marshall and barney, while marshall’s wife lily watched. canadian s-x act first mentioned in the t.v. show “how i met your mother”. ted: i can’t believe this. i just […]
- sneezefuck
when a incredibly annoying person sneezes very loudly and sounds extremely fake, usually to attract attention to him/herself in the hopes of a “bless you” from their peers but doesn’t because everyone hates them. girl –sneezes– guy: stfu b-tch i hope you die you lil sneezef-ck
- sniper scope
the act of looking inside a persons spread -sshole while jerking them off “awh yeah i totally played sniper scope last night.”
- Coov
a hairy v-g-n- that is often referred to in order to insult a person. “remember that -ss-hole last night?” “yeah dude, he was a total coov.”