smoothing


when you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the rob thomas + santana cl-ssic collab ‘smooth’ and then wait or scram depending on bravery.

can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or djing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. the more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.
– ‘dude these wings are cold!’

– ‘f-ck that we’re smoothing the joint then…’
the act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

it is considered improper to pr-nounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.

i was smoothing my intake manifold when i..

smoothing -hand motion

… ran across a dirty runner

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