smoothing the cat
1. when a girl shaves her pubic region.
2. also apparently just a west country term for stroking your cat but that’s no fun.
1. “i pulled this girl last night, i was so glad she had recently smoothed the cat before i went down on her”
shirley “are we gonna try and pull tonight?”
cherish “yeah”
shirley “best get smoothing the cat then”
2. “i love smoothing our new cat”
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