smoothound


a forum wh-r- who is “king of all things wrong” and often off-topic. known to sometimes dance like a badger when exposed to alcohol. occasionally contributes usefull posts to the forum.
some infamous quotes.
“turnip” – smoothound
“i’m sure that will t-cut out” – smoothound (with regards to a write-off)
“badger, badger, badger” – smoothound (somewhere near gaydon)

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