cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. organized to point of envy. nice like a lincolns ride.
that brother has a smoove -ss shot.
them rims are smoove as a mu-uh f-cker!
another word for petting or stroking.
usually used for something with fur. e.g. cat, dog, etc.
1. “i smooved my cat.”
2. “my dog was like ‘smoove me!'”
3. “i enjoy smooving my cat.”
attempting to act smoothly with hilariously unfortunate results. the ant-thesis of smooth.
smoove guy: are you from tennessee? because you’re the only ten i see!
used to describe something super cool, extraordinary, an absolute fail, smooth, clumsy, stupid, or exciting. often used as an exclamation or an adjective/adverb. sometimes used when it makes absolutely no sense, just to make a point.
bob! that was so smoove!
what the smoove!
verb meaning to court or seduce someone in a methodically planned manner. original definition implies a lot of game but can also be used ironically.
he smooved his date by singing her love songs.
a “clothes iron”. (this came from an actual event)
my old lady was soo mad at me, she bust me upside the head with a “smoove”.
smoothly move something or somebody.
“i’ll help you smove from you room tomorrow” “marge, smoove your -ss out of there!”
kaiser is a german t-tle indicating “emperor” a female equivalent in contrast is named ‘kaiserin’ (empress) the holy roman emperors (962–1806) proclaimed themselves kaiser. to spend an entire night trying for a girl only to go back to her place and reject her advances because you’d rather get to know her better first. guy 1: […]
used by the common “pedo’s” on hentai lolikon boards. the character “pedo bear” usually describes their dreams as they love to do the same as he does, only thing left is to digitalise yourself. pedo bear’s sign of approval! ~yay, i want that pic, pedobear approved!! :d see 4chan a creepy bear that likes his […]
- Dirty Perry
a dirty perry occurs while driving in multiple p-ssenger situations. the performer has the most control as the driver of the vehicle in question but public transit allows for the execution of the dirty perry under varied circ-mstances. the ideal preconditions for a dirty perry are limited ventilation and high relative air temperatures. with these […]
a gorgeous, person who is a great friend, with an amazing personality. that kaleigh has everything 🙂 the perfect girl. the girl it hurts to love. the girl who will break you heart in every amazing way, only to mend it back with her love. she’s beautiful… the most beautiful girl that i’ve ever laid […]
the definition of rebellion. does what she wants and dosen’t give two sh-ts what you may think or how you may feel about it. willing to do things that most are scared to try… at the same time can be the most loving individual on the face of the planet. will make you laugh, full […]