Smorg


a type of common, low quality grazing animal. found mainly around the south of england, particularly brighton. a smorg can be found migrating to a pc or such browser technology.
i was in brighton last week, just so happened to see a smorg in the town center. nice wheels.
to make love to, or have s-x with.
“who would you rather smorg george clooney or brad pitt?”
“brad pitt, no questions asked”.
cr-ppy cafeteria food, especially from schools/universities
this is the same smorg we had last week!

the cafeteria sign says this fish is scrod. what kind of fish is a scrod? leave it to the cafeteria people to think of such brilliant names for smorg.
noun or verb – a feeling of intense and unprecedented p-ssion which is beyond the cl-ssifications or descriptions of the word “love.”
“charles and i have gotten to a point in our relationship, where we use ridiculous terms for out feelings…like smorg.”

“i want you to take your smorg and shove it in my smorg and smorg inside of me.”

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