smorning
today’s morning – derived from this morning
the smorning i ate breakfast.
that feeling of disappointment you get when the marshmallow you were roasting got too gooey and fell off the stick and into the fire. now your smore will take 3 more minutes…
dude 1: “hey there buddy, you look upset. what’s bothering you.”
guy 2: “nothing. i’m just smorning the loss of the marshmallow i spent 5 minutes trying to get to that perfect gooeyness.”
dude 1: “i am so sorry man…”
what everyone says but doesn’t notice.
close cousin to sevening.
always follows “this”.
i woke up with a huge b-n-r this smorning.
sunday morning. used when you wake up after a big night out and can’t even pr-nounce the day of the week.
i woke up smorning b-tt naked in corona.
a festering wound.
“good smorning everybody!”
“thanks, -sshole”
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