smotc
an acronym commonly used on the east coast, mostly in northern new jersey which stands for the term “smack me on the c-ck” therefore revealing the term ‘smotc’ when taking the first letter of each of the five words.
person 1: richard, you are such a douche-bag.
person 2: f-ck you then, just smotc!
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