smotch
when two people simultaneously watching the same movie in two different locations while communicating over an instant messenger application. often requires a count down to start the movie at the same time. toilet breaks can be a nuisance, as well as slow buffering speeds.
saad: hey sima, wanna smotch a movie tonight?
sima: yh sure, what do you have in mind?
saad: i was thinking dead poets society
sima: sounds good, i’m just doing an abs work out. is 9 o’clock a good time to start?
a word started by here lies the traitor, this is in essence a relatively useless insult, but still makes an impact.
“ton is a dirty smotch”
a smacking, sloppy, messy, noise people make when they are chewing gum or food.
don’t smotch your food!
stop smotching your gum!
smotch is really anything you want it to be, it has a million different possibilities
this party is smotchin!!
smotch this!
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