smothered rhino


a s-xual position where the b-lls are placed over the girls nose/mouth and the trunk of the p-n-s sticks out from the top of the girls nose resembling a rhinoceros.(also see the blind rhino)
“my boyfriend and i went to the zoo yesterday but i didnt see the smothered rhino until we got home.”

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