Smoto-Fart
(noun) a particularly potent bodily emission, notable for its lingering quality and its ability to strike down the largest of vicious beasts.
origin: a local new zealand tv presenter spoonerised ‘photo-smart’, live on the air. they got the giggles, and got me thinking…
st george the flatulent’s best weapon against the mighty dragon was his indescribably foul smoto-fart.
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