SMP

stands for “suck my p-ssy,” derived from one of sophitia’s special grab move in soul calibur iii, where she takes her opponent’s head, puts it between her legs and jumps on the ground jamming her crotch in their face at high velocity. first stated by an intense brown gamer when he was losing in frustration to a stupid white guy, where he rejoiced “suck my p-ssy” when he won.

now, smp is used as the short form, synonymous to feel it.
want to face me in soul calibur? get ready to suck my p-ssy!

while i was wrestling michael, i smped that b-tch.
“sh-t my pants” it’s a non-lame “lol”. what’s radder, laughting out loud, or sh-tting your pants while laughing? ya.
“haahhahha smp, i literaly sh-t my pants. you should be on kings of comedy!”
it means “suck my p-ssy” its like smd but for girls 🙂
sarah: smp
santiago: when and where?
sh-t my pants
“wait hang on guys i just smp, brb.”
s.m.p, the act or thought to smoke more pot
shawn what are you doin after school?

s.m.p what else b-tch?
“sh-t my pants” when you have reached the point of extreme laughter and you literally sh-t your pants!
ruchi: “did you see that redneck windchime?!”
kevin: “yeah i absolutely smp, ahhh that was to effin funny!”
acronym for shaking my p-n-s. similar to smh (shaking my head) or smfh (shaking my f-cking head), although it makes for one awkward internet conversation.
rodney: hey man, check this girl’s profile pic out. she’s definitely a fake. no one is that beautiful.

joaquin: yeah, smp.

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