SMPA
“sh-t my pants awesome” or smpa for short, is derived from the latin phrase “caca mi pantalones woohoo”. it is the type of awesomeness that will make you sh-t your pants. it’s the most awesome of all awesomeness known to man, but be careful because side effects may include: faster heartbeat, -n-l leakage, diarrhea, sudden death, spontaneous combustion, and may more.
tara: are you going to the concert tonight?
kim: f-ck yea i will! i went to their concert last year and that was totally sh-t-my-pants-awesome!
tara: what would you rate it on the scale of 1 to smpa? 1 being horrible.
kim: i would rate it smpa all the way! i literally sh-t my pants n their concert last year!
tara: i’m hungry
kim: let’s go eat.
tara: what you craving?
kim: idk. you pick.
tara: idk what i’m craving either.
kim: just pick! anything sounds good right now! u can’t go wrong!
tara: tacos?
kim: i just had tacos yesterday 🙁 pick another
tara: uhmm..ramen?
kim: i only have $5
tara: idk then!!
kim: let’s go get tacos. their tacos are smpa 😉
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