smph


an acronym for ‘shake my p-n-s head’ or ‘shaking my p-n-s head.’ derived from smh, or shaking my head, it’s used in subst-tution for smh, usually in terms of s-x, or just general conversation.
guy1: i was about to stick it in when i sobered up and realized the girl was fat, which made me lose my erection.

guy2: smph, that’s messed up.

Read Also:

  • eat pizza in the shower

    according to jamie foxx, if you eat pizza in the shower and don’t feel anything, you are not gay. jamie foxx: “i’m not gay…a lot of people say that i’m gay and that doesn’t bother me, because i could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because i’m secure with myself.” […]

  • Smudget

    smudget: a small budget i don’t have a lot of disposable income, i live on a smudget.

  • Smuggins

    some one who is smug and a muggins at the same time “my sister is such a smuggins”

  • snapel

    (pr-nounced: snah-pel) it is another term for an awkwardly shape nipple. in texture and also in color. like tara reed, also shauna sand. i was looking at shauna sand pics and she has got a nasty snapel.

  • Million Dollar Homepage

    the million dollar homepage is a website created by alex tew, a then 21-year-old student from england to help raise money for his university education. created on august 26, 2005, the website generated $1,037,100 u.s. dollars and has a google pagerank of 6. the site’s alexa ranking is 45,336, having peaked at around 127. want […]


Disclaimer: smph definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.