smplsh
an abbreviation for “sh-t my pants laughing so hard”.
first seen by jason “mayhem” miller’s tweet.
a: man, i just smplsh!
b: what? that doesn’t make any sense!
a: yes, it does, it means “sh-t my pants laughing so hard”!!.
b: … who’d even come up with something like that :/
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