smpt
shaking my ponytail (as smh is to “shaking my head”)
“they call us females crazy but have you ever turned down a dude then suddenly you’re a wh-r- and he’s threatening your life lol k, smpt”
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an intentionally shaming term to describe cisgenderded people (especially straight, white men). this term is used by fake trangenders (the attack helicipters who need special pr-nouns) so they can shame their “oppressors” (the normal people) into guilt. i can’t believe that attention seeking attack helicopter called me a cispig
- choking the jewfish
vigorously master bating while eating jewfish stew jack had fun choking the jewfish last night
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a synonym for firefighter. slang word to describe an individual who puts out fires. oh yeah, that ross, he’s in the humping hose business.
- cosmovert
an individual who derives enjoyment and energy from interacting with people who sees the world from a different perspective in deep and meaningful ways, especially through conversation. i wouldnt call myself introverted or extorverted, i’m more of a cosmovert.
- havanah
biggest b-tch in the world! also gorgeous and takes good selfies “i’m so jealous, havanah takes gorgeous selfies, the b-tch! “