smucker
a prost-tute who gives oral pleasure for free. also a “hoe” or “sk-nk.” a smucker prefers giving only head.
that smucker blew me for free.
a group of fat broads who p-ss their time by smoking outside of buildings, preferably right in front of the entrance obstructing anyone or anything from getting through. a smucker usually consists of 3 to 4 members. any group(s) exceeding 4 members is not a smucker and can just be considered a larger group or alliance of fat girls.
“hey dude, did you see that smucker out there?”
“yeah man, i was 5 minutes late to cl-ss because i couldn’t walk through that sh-t.”
“finally, i thought you’d never show up with the pizza.”
“sorry dude, there was a smucker blocking the entrance.”
“i wouldn’t go out there if i was you.”
“why’s that?”
“theres a smucker.”
“dammit, i hate those fat b-tches..”
to be jealous
“i am completely smuckers–your bling is 3x brigher than mine.”
abbreviated form of ‘smart f-cker’. a term (vulgar) used to describe someone who is very smart, intelligent and cunning. often used as a compliment among friends. commonly used in college campuses.
“he is such a smucker, he went partying with us the night before his finals and still got an a”.
another word for lips.
“like ohmygawd he kissed me right on the smuckers!”
personal lubricant
he put smuckers on his d-ck and jerk it
a cute nickname for a girlfriend/ boyfriend; a kind of grape jelly
i love you smuckers.
i had to buy smuckers jelly today
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