smudge
smudge (ad•jec•tive)
meaning sloppy, gross or sk-nk.
boy: she’s hot.
girl: no she’s not, shes a smudge!
the act of rubbing one’s p-n-s on around and partially in a woman’s v-g-n-. this act usually implies the non-use of a condom, therefore it is often performed in lieu of full penitration s-x where the female is worried about pregnancy.
c’mon baby, i know i don’t have any condoms – we could just smudge!
verb. to covertly take a photo of something/someone. uk slang.
we’ve been smudged gov’nor.
a derogatory slur referring to left-handed people that references their tendency to smudge their writing as well as their impact on society.
“susan’s smudge elbow keeps on knocking into mine while we eat!”
“jimmy’s getting a third stack of french toast? he’s such a smudge.”
“quit being a smudge and learn how to use some normal scissors!”
a person who is considered as generally a smudge upon soceity.
“that guy just killed three babies!”
“d-mn what a smudge.”
smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. when the poo is frozen it is then used for b-m s-x.
yeah so, i totally smudged her. i ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.
to smear, spread, or rub ones feces on the seat of the toilet after using the restroom. whether it be by accident or purposely, the skidmark like substance left behind is to be known as a smudge.
can you believe she smudged again?! gross!
someone who likes to get up close and personal. physically
that dude is a smudge.
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