smug fucker
the all knowing – or seemingly all knowing – creep in the crowd who feels the need to promote themselves solely on the basis of of their little bit of focused knowledge.
“because of my deep knowledge and experience, i will enlighten you on the correct way to view this perspective.”
(thought bubble of everyone else in the room) “blow it out your -ss, smug f-cker”
a offensive term used when you are being robed
leave me alone you smugf-cker!
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