smurfhousing
pushing down on the flaccid p-n-s of a circ-mcised male so that it looks like a smurf’s house. can usually only be done for a short time, as the stimulation will cause the p-n-s to grow.
my girlfriend was smurfhousing me last night. it was p-ssing me off.
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