Smuggling hams
fat upper arms of morbidly obese people. with sleeves stretched to capacity it looks like the individual has hams in their shirt sleeves.
d-mn boy, look at that land whale! she’s smuggling hams.
when a female and male have s-x, and the sperm-filled condom comes off of the man’s p-n-s and remains inside the woman’s v-g-n-. this forces her to then walk to the bathroom and remove it with her fingers. the resulting mess is a lot like a ham: slimey, full of protein, leaves you worried about getting big in the middle, and it involves an object at the center referred to as a “bone”.
mike and tina were going at it reverse-cowboy in jason’s apartment, and he tried to pull off using magnums on his meat stick. they were too big, and he slipped a rubber about 4 minutes in and tina was smuggling ham to the bathroom. i saw her 8 days ago buying pregnancy tests at the pharmacy and she was already looking a little more poochey than usual. wonder if it’s triplets?
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