Smuggling Peanuts


a description of an incident where the shape a persons nipples is clearly defined through their clothing.
it must be cold, because stacey is really smuggling peanuts today.
the unfortunate condition of having stiff nips
person 1: wow, you must be freezing

person 2: o god, i’m smuggling peanuts aren’t i?

person 1: uhuh

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