Smuggling tic tacs
“smuggling tic tacs” is a euphemism used to describe a lady’s visibly erect nipples. it may be cold, she may be h-rny, or she may genuinely be smuggling tic tacs.
sometimes you may be in luck, and she may be smuggling a whole handful of tic tacs. this probably means that she has pierced nipples.
every now and then you may be out of luck, and find that a gentleman is also smuggling tic tacs. best not to mention it to him though.
hey babes, whatcha got there? you smuggling tic tacs?
or
hot d-mn, i could really go for a tic tac right now. i notice that you’re smuggling a couple. mind if i have a taste?
to have hard nipples that are seen through your shirt.
“dude, i’m smuggling tic-tacs. it’s cold”
to have hard nips when you are an immigrant
hey (insert name)…are u smuggling tic tacs?….u know that’s actually funny b/c ur an immigrant
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