smuledged
generally f-cked up, act of being smashed, broken,and or battered, recieving a beatdown, feeling after consuming large amounts of alcohol. misconstruded command heard on psone c&c.
“moose got smuledged in dg.”
“that deer got smuledged by that rifle.”
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- smurf batter
(noun) man jazz, -j-c-l-t-, man juice, c-m, nut amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle’s, alex’s, steve’s, scott’s, mark’s, david’s and tyrone’s smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
- smurf pump
when you m-st-rb-t- so hard that your p-n-s turns blue “oi, gary. after you left yesterday i had a quick smurf pump before the parents came home”
- smurping
when you a really high from smoking weed and you burp but smoke comes out. “did you just see the teacher smurping in that students face??”
- smut peddler
one who gives p-rn to people larry flynt is a sm-t peddler!
- Snack attack
when one experiences a sudden impulse to binge on the nearest foods. you: “hey, where did all the cereal go?!” me: “oh sorry dude, i had a major snack attack last night.” having the munchies; being very hungry and in need of something to snack on; ravenously and wildly getting something to eat. it originates […]