smurf batter
(noun) man jazz, -j-c-l-t-, man juice, c-m, nut
amanda needed a wet nap to wipe all of kyle’s, alex’s, steve’s, scott’s, mark’s, david’s and tyrone’s smurf batter off her face before she went to the prom.
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