smumg
meaning: sad, dopey, stupid, senseless and lame
when your mate is being a d-ck you call him a smumg guy or just smumg.
pr-nunciation:
smum-g (g sounds like ge at the end of strange)
josh: “hey bro can you shout the food i forgot my money?”
jamie: “what a smumg guy, you did this last time.”
josh: “oi bro don’t be smumg.”
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