Smurf Dick
the condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. the puss cuts off the circulation of your f-ckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. therefore looking like a smurf.
yo, i thought that girl i stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf d-ck.
someone who owns a smurf d-ck – a c-ck which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.
i.e rhys farley (a proud smurf d-ck owner)
when shane’s dad b.k.a. detective o’gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a b-n-r for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. hence, smurfd-ck.
yo n-gg-b-tch, don’t touch my medicine, you might get smurfd-ck!
when shane’s dad b.k.a. detective o’gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a b-n-r for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. hence, smurfd-ck.
yo n-gg-b-tch, don’t touch my medicine, you might get smurfd-ck!
a guys b-lls are so tiny instead of blue b-lls he gets blue d-ck
i was taking a p-ss and i saw jerred’s smurf d-ck.
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