Smurf Gorge


this is the same as blue b-lls. except this is what the women get.
his girlfriend hasn’t had s-x in the longest time and as a result because of the fact he dumped her. also she has no way of getting the s-xual -rg-sm she really needs. if she doesn’t get it she will soon get smurf gorge.

she really hates when she gets smurf gorge.

what is wrong with her doctor? i am afraid due to the fact she hasn’t had any s-xual arousal for a long while she has caught smurf gorge.

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