smurf smooking
smurf smooking is when someone takes laxitive pills instead of lactose, and then eats bluerasberry flavored rainbow bacon and a mt.dew bright blue slurpy. after this the person will then cr-p bright blue and p–p smurfs.
man after today im feeling pretty great, im going to go smurf smooking.
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