Smurfer
term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.
most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where “smurfers” visit pharmacies and purchase small quant-ties of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker (“papa smurf”) of the drug.
alice: see that girl? i always see her at the local chemist, purchasing sudafed.
diane: really? she’s probably a smurfer.
a term for a certain type of australian woman living in london. they tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.
often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as the one.
that woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.
i hope a smurfer selects me someday.
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