smurfet is a beautiful, athletic girl who all boys drool over a girl who can get a guy to like her in no time
“who is that ” that’s smurfet ” wow she is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen ” you think i have a chance ? haha no way dude
- soup sweats
the sweaty forehead you get after drinking two boiling cups of ramen. “dude are you ok? why are you so sweaty”. “i’m fine, i just have the soup sweats.”
- blazing phoenix
partic-p-ting in -n-l s-x, where the recipient is battling explosive diarrhea due to the consumption of spicy food. ooh! you’re eating ten-star spicy mexican food? maybe we can have a blazing phoenix session in about an ninety minutes.
- curtis fong
a male of delinquents and wisdom. mostly used to describe a asian man with a longbeard. yea ta be curtis fong
- zhang yixing
most wonderful man to meet. (exo) the unicorn of your dreams that’ll heal your soul ~ a pure and innocent man truly handsome and adorableeeee!!! you’ll melt the instant you see him wave at you happily girl1: omg zhang yixing look at me! girl2: calm down, he’s just some n-body- -sees him wave at her- […]
someone who has a rash in their b-tt crack. gabe peaced-out when he saw his girlfriend had crackrash.