Smurffed


originated in the small town of norton, ma. this is a popularly used term when referencing a high. is used as a way to express ones mind-state after alcohol or marijuana intake.
wow i am “smurffed” right now!

i’m about to get “smurffed” in a bit.
the act of s-xual congress between two smurfs
took her in the parking lot. she smurffed me
to be in a state of immense intoxication due to the introduction of toxins to the body.
10 pints of wifebeater and i’m completly smurffed

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