Smurfin
when someone male/female decides to give blowies behind the dumpster for 50% off
dude i was back behind jimmy’s and brad is smurfin everyone up in here.
blue b-lls.
dude i was with my girl last night. nothing happened so i was “smurfin” as a m-f-.
whilst cought in the act of bein faloniess becouse you’ve been puffin on the pookie pipe to long, your officially smurfin!
mom: hey johnny did you remember to… hah what are you doing?
johnny: sh-t mom i told you never to walk in my room without knockin!!
mom: what the h-ll are you smoking?
…oh my god johnny are you smurfin?
being very good looking
wow she’s smurfin’
a type of dance move, where you stand still your with arms crossed and just tap your foot to the beat.
my man was breakdancing] and i was straight smurfin’.
adj. – cool, awesome, rad,
dude, that’s so smurfin’.
while a chick is givin you blows you pull ur d-ck out of her mouth an slap/punch her in da face an then put your d-ck back in her mouth an make her carry on sucking
i smurfed that b-tch in a fashion
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