Smurgling
the noise that a close-by speaker makes when a mobile phone is about to receive either an incoming call or a text message.
tromb-n-r was sat minding his own business when the speaker began smurgling. he glanced across to see what delights his mobile phone would bring.
when one makes his woman partner gag on his p-n-s by giving it to her too dam hard.
i smurgled that fine b-tch soo hard she gaged like a leper
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