Smurphy’s Law
a child-centred variant of murphy’s law. smurphy’s law posits that no plan or act can unfold properly in the presence of children. (note: first defined by the canadian artist paul walde.) also called smurfy’s law.
example 1: a small, toilet-trained child will only wet themselves when it is imperative to get out the door right away.
example 2: “we have planned this weekend away for one year, and now little paolo is sick.” “but paolo never gets sick!” “he did this time. whattareyagonnado? it’s smurphy’s law.”
Read Also:
- khatchatourian
just plain and simple people, dont try to figure out what this says or even say it dont even try to spell it trust me 16 1/2 years with something like this bugging you for so long,ya it kinda makes you feel stupid. khatchatourian scary and intimadating isnt it .
- Smurgling
the noise that a close-by speaker makes when a mobile phone is about to receive either an incoming call or a text message. tromb-n-r was sat minding his own business when the speaker began smurgling. he glanced across to see what delights his mobile phone would bring. when one makes his woman partner gag on […]
- Khatira
an afghan girl that is extremely gorgeous, smart and friendly. that girl is almost a khatira, but not quite.
- abnab
a slang term for any itching found under the foreskin. usually s-xually transmitted i slept with a dirty old slapper last night and now i’ve got a case of raging abnab an anacronym for the area between (your) nuts and b-tt abnab. in the submarine service. this was niether approved or sanctioned by the navy, […]
- facebrother
the all knowing. it watches your every move, your every wall post, your every b-mper sticker request. the ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking…facebrother is watching…… billy: whoa, i was just talking about the used concert next week with fred and now there’s an ad for the used. […]