SMURQ
s-xual acronym which is the request of a male to another person to perform oral s-x on him.
stands for: suck. me. up. real. quick.
note: can also be used as a verb in everyday usage as seen in example 2 & 3.
1. “girl just smurq before we go to bed.”
2. “i hope she smurqs me tonight.”
3. “d-mn bro i’m feinin for a girl to smurq me right about now.”
suck me up right quick
yo b-tch s.m.u.r.q
yo f-ck wroung wit u u kno what s.m.u.r.q
yo i need a girl 2 s.m.u.r.q
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