Smurten
to smurten means to make a mans face out of sanitary pads, most commonly named ‘paddy’
for a female smurten, props such as a pretty pink can be added!
for male smurtens, how about give your smurten a stylish moustache!
build up a collection, and make your very own smurtenville!!!
eugene: i’m soooooo bored!
dexter: me too friend. hey! why don’t we make a smurten!?!?
eugene: heck yea! but what will we call it!?
both: paddy of course!!!!!!
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