Smush shush
the act of making someone -rg-sm by “smushing” in order to make them “shush” or go the f-ck to sleep.
girl(to her friends): he wouldn’t stop talking about sports, so i gave him the ol’ smush shush!
friend: you smush shushed her?
guy: oh yeah she totally p-ssed out and then i didn’t have to watch her stupid shows on netflix.
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