soggy lettuce
when a man shaves his p-b-s into a bowl to simulate lettuce and then c-ms on the p-b-s to simulate salad dressing. after the concoction is complete he then p–ps in the bowl in small droppings to simulate little pieces of bread. when he finishes the dish he then smears the “salad” into someone’s v-g-n- which simulates someone eating this monstrosity… (yeah you should not try this… its very unsanitary…)
i heard jack gave her soggy lettuce last night.
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