Smutmonkey
noun.
1. a person with a strong, uninhibited s-xual appet-te.
2. a person who regularly engages in cr-ss, s-xually explicit conversations.
3. a person who flings sm-t around like a monkey flings sh-t.
#1: oh man, i couldn’t stop this girl talking about snow jobs last night.
#2: yeah, she is such a filthy sm-tmonkey! i love it!
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