SMV


acronym for s-xual market value.
when a person is seen in public with an attractive and charming partner, their smv goes up, meaning they become more attractive to other potential partners.
sim music video. like an amv, but made with the sims machinima
i prefer smv to amv.
soccer mom van. similar to suv.
hey, you see that smv drive by? that soccer mom was milf!
suck my v-g-n-
if you are male you would say smd for suck my d-ck
f-ck you….oh yeah smv!!!
f-ck you….oh yeah smd!!!

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