SMYOYO syndrome
medical slang for “sorry motherf-cker, you’re on you’re own”. used when someone has been injured so horribly, there is nothing a doctor can do.
the man was h-t by a train, then flung onto the interstate, where he was h-t by 6 semi trucks before rolling off the bridge into the river below, being bitten by a water snake, and getting creamed by a speed boat. after he was brought to the hospital, he was diagnosed with smyoyo syndrome.
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