snack bitch


person in a group of stoners who is elected to retrieve snacks for the rest of the group. a snack b-tch is required at times when certain individuals get the munchies and are too stoned to get their own snacks.

a snack b-tch should either be the sober person in the group, or the person who is best at remaining cognizant while stoned.

the snack b-tch is usually elected by the majority vote.
i’m too f-cking stoned to make a sandwich. can you be the snack b-tch tonight?

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