Snackcercise
the act of eating a lot of snacks and convincing yourself that the process of eating those snacks qualifies as a physical activity. therefore you are “exercising” and snacking all at once.
example one:
mom: you’re so lazy, get up! get a job! take a walk! you do nothing all day long!
son: mom, i would do all those things, but that would interfere with my very strict snackcercising schedule.
example two:
jenny: want to go to the gym after school.
alice: nah, i’d rather just snackcercise for a while and call it a day.
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