Snacking off
literally: enjoying any snack while pleasuring yourself.(masturbating)
figuratively: enjoying a guilty pleasure type of snack in which you have no way of stopping.
the movie was shorter than we expected so when we came home we caught my roommate snacking off.
as soon as my girlfriend left i snacked off on m & ms.
eating food whilst masturbating
a: i heard about edible panties, and man am i hungry and h-rny.
b: have you tried snacking off?
breaking your health-food diet with junkfood
how did you gain weight? have you been snacking off?
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